7 Signs You Might Be A Money Moron

7 Sings You Might Be A Money Moron by Gail Vaz-OxladeWe often make the most common money mistakes.  None of these bad choices from Gail Vaz-Oxlade should be a surprise to you, but if they are, it’s time to do something better. As Gail says, don’t be a money moron.

  1. You’re procrastinating on making a will. More than half of us don’t have a will. Really? You’re never going to die? Or is it that God is holding YOU by your pompom? Grow up. Without a will you have no say on who gets your money. Without a will, you can’t plan to minimize your taxes. Without a will you’re leaving your family in the lurch. Suck it up and do the tough stuff. Make a will.
  2. You bought too much house. The rule of thumb is to spend no more than 35% of your net income on housing expenses: mortgage, property taxes, insurance, utilities, maintenance. If you’re over your head on housing, it means having very little life. It can also mean you’re having to use credit to supplement your cash flow, digging yourself a hole that’ll just add to your misery. If you must spend more than 35% because home prices are so high where you live, you better have no consumer debt so you can use that allotment (15%) to make your home a manageable expense.
  3. You’re not saving. If you don’t set something aside today for tomorrow, what are you planning to live on when you retire?  It doesn’t matter how much you start with: $100, $50, $25. Open up a high-interest savings account and set up an automatic plan to have your “savings” deducted from your regular account. And remember, you can’t spend that money on credit or you haven’t saved a thing.
  4. You’re using credit to scratch your consumer itch. You can’t afford to pay for that couch or vacation now, but you’ll be able to at some future date? Gosh, what planet are you living on? When you use credit to buy stuff, you’re spending money you haven’t earned yet. And it’s only a matter of time before all those minimum payments end up squeezing your cash flow tighter than a nun’s knees.
  5. You don’t have enough insurance. The cheapest you’ll ever get your insurance is when you’re young, healthy and don’t need it. Buying life insurance when you’re 35 or 40 is expensive and narrows down your options. Buying disability insurance after you’re 30 is almost impossible: you’ll have picked up some physical disqualifiers and your premiums will be astronomical. Just imagine how you’ll live if you get sick, can’t work a full week anymore, and still have a family to feed and a mortgage to pay? Having enough of the right kind of insurance is the responsible, grown-up thing to do. Do it.
  6. You don’t have an emergency fund. As your first line of defense against the unexpected things life will throw at you, an emergency fund is indispensable. Without an emergency fund, you’d have to turn to credit to fill the holes. And, no, a line of credit is not an acceptable emergency fund. It’s debt waiting to happen. You need to have cash in the bank. How much cash? Work towards accumulating six months’ worth of essential expenses. (Sushi is not an essential expense!)
  7. You haven’t made a BALANCED budget. If you don’t have a budget and you aren’t tracking your expenses, you have no idea how you’re using your money. You have no plan. You haven’t prioritized. You’re flying by the seat of your pants. And that can’t end well.  Since you’re working so hard for all that dough, don’t you think spending a little time managing it makes sense? Nothing else about your financial life will work if you don’t create a game plan for the money coming in and going out each month. You’ll whine that you don’t have money to save for an emergency, to save for the future, to invest. You won’t know where to find the money for your insurance premiums because you don’t know where all your money is going.  You’ll end up not even knowing how much house you can afford. And you won’t ever make a will because you can’t come up with the money for the lawyer. As for marrying the wrong mate, if you can make a budget together and live on it as a team, you’re almost certainly on the same page when it comes to the money.
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Nov 8, 2017


About Gail Vaz-Oxlade

Gail Vaz-Oxlade is the Gemini-award winning host of Til Debt Do U$ Part, Prince$ and Money Moron. She hosts The Monday Night Late Shift on NewsTalk1010 where she talks about life, the universe & everything. Gail blogs daily at gailvazoxlade.com and contributes to moneyproblems.ca. Gail is determined to eliminate financial illiteracy in Canada, and encourages people to join MyMoneyMyChoices.com to raise their Money IQ. Her books include: Debt-Free Forever, Easy Money, Never Too Late, Money-Smart Kids, It’s Your Money, Money Rules and Saving for School. You can also follow her on twitter @GailVazOxlade.

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